Steno-Disc "Actual Business Letters Dictated at Various Speeds" (Steno-Disc, No.514, 195?)
Here’s a genre of record that was popular enough for a few competing labels to try their hand at releasing titles; dictation LPs intended for use by aspiring stenographers, typists & shorthand note takers. Judging by the back cover there were plenty of volumes in the Steno-Disc series (both full length & 45 rpm) to choose from, but what I’m sharing here today is specifically described as “Business Letters for Students and Shorthand Brush-Up: 90, 100, 110 WPM”.
Back in the early 1990’s there was a period when I would run my stereo output through a delay pedal for days on end, which had the effect of making everything sound pretty damn good. Perhaps unsurprisingly I found that with that setup I was quite often in the mood for the banal & unimpassioned delivery (not to mention content) of this album, and though I’m posting the tracks in a naked and untreated form my guess is that their charms won’t prove too elusive to grasp in any setting.

Actual Business Letters Dictated At Various Speeds (No 514) (192 kbps)
AAAHHHH! I have like 5 of these!
Heh, yeah me too. While some have a snappy 60’s mod secretary on the cover, the content sure as hell remains strikingly similar in tone.
Makes me want to type, and type and type!