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Wife Swapping Swinger’s Orgy Porgy Party (Audio Stag, AS1004, 1971)

February 1st, 2006 Leave a comment Go to comments

What we have here is an album of hardcore aural porn from 35 years ago, cynically created & brilliantly marketed by one Mr. Ernie T.

Phil Milstein wrote a fantastic look at this guy’s legacy in issue #18 of Ugly Things which focused on the desirably exploitive output cranked out by the Superstar, Audio Stag, Funky Finger & Controversial Record labels (all helmed by the aforementioned Mister T.), and since the meat of my knowledge (besides just seeing these things around over the years) comes heavily from that source, I’ll just quote part of the Audio Stag portion & then let the mp3 file do the (koff, koff) rest of the talking:

Audio Stag featured aggressively bad actors attacking hysterical vignettes that, like a hardcore porn film, disintegrate quickly into outright fucky-sucky. (snip) Without any visuals, spoken words and sound effects were the only tools the Audio Stag players had at hand to create their hilariously vile little mind pictures, and so these words had to be cranked up to be even filthier than in the average porno flick. (snip) According to the engineer, “we made the sounds using chairs, springs, sponges, things like that. We put ’em on an eight-track loop and faded ’em in according to dialogue… the loop was just continuously running. As soon as we’d get to an action section, we’d add and increase the sound effects, ride the faders up, build up some kind of frenzy. The hard part was pulling them out. If you listen carefully you’ll see that the act is over and the noise is still there sometimes. Very low-budget.”

Inspiring stuff isn’t it? And now a little X-Rated slice of the American Id, circa 1971.


Wife Swapping Swinger’s Orgy Porgy Party (1971) (192 kbps)


(alternate image swiped from 8 Track Heaven.com)

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  1. Anonymous
    February 4th, 2006 at 08:25 | #1

    WOW! Awesome site this Lp has been on the shelf’s for a long time Thanks for the encoding really! and the Steno Lp as well You Rock in a major way Thanks agin, added you to our blog roll thanks for havin’ us on yours
    Peace
    Record Brother

  2. Jason
    February 4th, 2006 at 15:16 | #2

    Excellent! I’ll try to keep the oddball vinyl esoterica coming. And yeah; the Record Brother blog has some fucking great stuff on it, thanks for doing it.

  3. Anonymous
    February 8th, 2006 at 20:42 | #3

    Just started to get into these blogs of bizarre records and this is the most bizarre yet! I mean what is the point of a porn record??? I could not stop laughing at the dialog and the profanity was way out there. Some of the one liners were hilarious.

  4. kerppu
    February 13th, 2006 at 12:07 | #4

    Amazing dialogue! Brilliant stuff all the way from the first one “Sucking cock should be taught in school”…to the end.
    Pure comedy. Thanks.

  5. Anonymous
    June 17th, 2006 at 11:23 | #5

    LOL! OMG!
    I HAVE that 8 track!

    http://www.myspace.com/teemgoonaporium

  6. napsmear
    August 24th, 2006 at 16:02 | #6

    Good gravy………
    I can’t wait to play this on air.
    musta missed this one while trolling thru your archive back in april.
    Very Cool!!

    http://napsmear.blogspot.com/

  7. Anonymous
    September 1st, 2006 at 18:04 | #7

    Oh My God ! This recording is hilarious. To put it bluntly, I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard at the swearing and the groovy sex lingo.

  8. Jesse Hammer
    September 13th, 2006 at 00:55 | #8

    Funky Finger is quite a label. I’ve got their “ShaftMan” record. It’s half funky soul music and half pimp-detective-porno talkie. Brilliant.

  9. Captain Brown Star
    September 14th, 2006 at 19:26 | #9

    This is classic stuff! Cant wait to spin this one!

  10. Steve Blunt
    September 30th, 2006 at 23:10 | #10

    Does anyone have an Audio Stag recording entitled The Lustful Sexlife of a Perverted Nympho Housewife. If so please send an email to sblunt1970@yahoo.com. Thanks.

  11. Jimmy_No
    November 6th, 2006 at 11:09 | #11

    A few buddies and I have been into the sister album “Lustful Sexlife ..” for a while now .. and I have exploited the hell out of it on my blog http://www.thebananaconnection.blogspot.com/ .. I’d love to get a copy of “Wife Swapping Swinger’s ..” .. anyone know where it can be found?

  12. No BS
    November 6th, 2006 at 14:16 | #12

    Now, now lick my sweaty balls… AHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!

  13. Anonymous
    November 6th, 2006 at 14:20 | #13

    90 year-old mancream.mancream.mancream.

  14. Jimmy
  15. Anonymous
    February 8th, 2007 at 00:04 | #15

    Need something for your dirty mind? Read SWAP by Sam Moffie. It’s the book for us swingers.

  16. Anonymous
    April 25th, 2007 at 15:53 | #16

    can you fucking re-upload this, or fix the links, for christ’s sakes!!!

    i can’t fuckin download shit!!!

  17. Anonymous
    June 12th, 2007 at 06:46 | #17

    Join this group if you’re looking to meet swingers or read this blog with real hot milf ads closed to you.

  18. Anonymous
    September 30th, 2007 at 05:53 | #18

    I was wondering if you could fix the link please? I would be really interested in listening to this. Thank you so much. 🙂

  19. Chad
    October 27th, 2007 at 22:32 | #19

    Any chance ona re-up on this one? Been wanting to hear it for awhile, and didnt get a chance when it was up. Thanx man!!!

  20. CylonDetector2000
    January 3rd, 2008 at 05:19 | #20

    Wild stuff. Please re-upload if you can.

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    January 20th, 2008 at 19:48 | #21

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  22. rebellious little trollop
    February 10th, 2008 at 00:22 | #22

    Any chance of re-upping this? I’d love to here this one.

  23. Anonymous
    March 24th, 2008 at 01:33 | #23

    Please, please re-upload! Peace.

  24. Anonymous
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 | #24

    Love for this to be reupped!

  25. Anonymous
    November 28th, 2008 at 01:41 | #25

    it doesnt work
    where is the link???
    IT DOESNT WORK
    I’T DOESNT WORK

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